Wednesday 25 April 2018

Top {10} signs you might be a BOY momma

Top {10} signs you might be a BOY momma 


             You might be the mom of a boy if:

    1. You've ever kissed a hot wheels truck goodnight

    2. You've insisted that around the dinner table there's to be no poop or fart talk 

    3. Disney Princess movies are vetoed with a resounding "butttt moooooom"

    4. You've ever said, "please watch where you're peeing. You're supposed to go IN the toilet not the seat/floor."

    5. You can name ALLLLLLL the superheroes (marvel, dc and everything in between -- I'm looking at you Ninja Turtles...)

    6. If you've exclaimed "we don't hammer/screw/saw the widow! (Or the wall. Or the floor. Or any other part of the house.)"

   7. Your son has exclaimed in a crowded place "MY PENIS HURTS"

   8. Pillow fights, couch jumping, and fort building are apart of everyday life

   9. You've ever entertained the idea of keeping a Gardner snake, (caterpillar, or newt) as a pet.

  10. Your little boys hugs can make the worst of days into a great one.

Share with me, mommas! What have your littles done that made you stop and go..."yep, only my son would do that"?!



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